This was forwarded from my Christian Uncle in Fontana California. Hilariously good!
Who ever thought this one up is a genius! Works for me, where do I sign up?
Enjoy!
This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday.
The Business Section asked readers for ideas on:
"How Would You Fix the Economy?"
I think this guy nailed it! Makes sense to me…
Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money
on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million a piece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings.......
Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered.......
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage.......
Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard.
Haaah!!! This system can really work! Where has this person been hiding?!
He needs to be elected as soon as possible or be presented before the President, Congress and Senate and implement this system!
A true American economic genius!
About Me
- Valistener
- I was graciously saved from charismatic confusion and catholicism tradition unto Jesus alone by John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth and the life: no man cometh unto the Father but by me" which I read in a Jack Chick tract called "This Was Your Life" given me from a Christian friend. At the end I broke into a cold sweat because of heavy conviction that what I just read I was guilty of and knew I was in trouble. I was given a book called "A Divine Revelation to Hell" from a Christian which scared the "hell" out of me. After reading another tract called "Last Rites" I prayed to God to forgive me and Jesus to save me because I didn't want to go to hell but go to Heaven one day. Jesus knew I could not save myself so He died on that cross for me. Now I give out Chick tracts, gospel movies, and Biblical archeology newspapers so that God may be glorified in me through His Son Jesus, Messiah. Don't ever give up on your family and friends you pray for because his Word doesn't return void. And one day, you may hear God say unto you "..Well done thou good and faithful servant:..enter thou into the joy of thy Lord" Matthew 25:21,23 Amen
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Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man...Luke 21:36 And in Acts 2:17-21 It says "And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams: And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those days of my Spirit; and they shall prophesy: And I will shew wonders in heaven above, and signs in the earth beneath; blood, and fire, and vapour of smoke: The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before that great and notable day of the Lord come: And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved."
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Kinda reminds you of Joseph, doesn't it? Pharoah(President) of Egypt entrusted Joseph with the entire nation to save them and the world from famine. We may suggest calling this system "The Joseph Retirement Plan" What do you think?
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