This was forwarded from my Christian Uncle in Fontana California. Hilariously good!
Who ever thought this one up is a genius! Works for me, where do I sign up?
Enjoy!
This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday.
The Business Section asked readers for ideas on:
"How Would You Fix the Economy?"
I think this guy nailed it! Makes sense to me…
Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money
on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million a piece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings.......
Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered.......
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage.......
Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard.
Haaah!!! This system can really work! Where has this person been hiding?!
He needs to be elected as soon as possible or be presented before the President, Congress and Senate and implement this system!
A true American economic genius!
Kinda reminds you of Joseph, doesn't it? Pharoah(President) of Egypt entrusted Joseph with the entire nation to save them and the world from famine. We may suggest calling this system "The Joseph Retirement Plan" What do you think?
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